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Jedi Frants

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11/30/07 3:01 PM

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People that take longer than 90 seconds at the ATM
What is this, your first fucking time? You came in here for a reason, right? Get cash. You know your pin, you know how much you want. IT'S WHY YOU CAME IN HERE! What are you doing, paying every bill you owe, AND refinancing your house via ATM?
Hurry the fuck up!

Last Edited By: Jedi Kluv 11/30/07 4:50 PM. Edited 1 time.

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Jedi Kluv

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11/30/07 4:49 PM

the Maestro

Wow! Look at all those eff bombs!!!

I can't wait to read Diesel's rant about gypsy cab drivers!

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Jedi Frants

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11/30/07 5:12 PM

The Foppiest!

Excellent obsevation, Kluv. Which leads me to.....

People who avoid cursing by saying things like "Gosh darn", "bass ackwards", and "nucking futs"
You know why. Fuckers.

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Jedi Diesel

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12/01/07 5:35 PM

Astoria Jedi

Gypsy cabs!!!!!!!!

I hate them, so much... That... it... it... flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing... breathle - , heathing breaths. Heathing breath...

db

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Jedi Duck

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12/01/07 9:33 PM

Heathing?

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Jedi Diesel

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12/02/07 12:01 PM

Astoria Jedi

I was quoting Madeline Kahn from the movie "Clue".
Too obscure?

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Jedi Frants

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12/02/07 3:28 PM

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heave [heev] heaved or (especially Nautical

) hove; heav·ing;
noun -verb (used with object)

1.	to raise or lift with effort or force; hoist: to heave a heavy ax.

heathing - No results found for heathing.

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Jedirish

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12/02/07 4:31 PM

IMDB memorable quotes from Clue says heathing.

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Jedi Kluv

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12/03/07 7:47 AM

the Maestro

Somebody get Madeline on the phone so we can check this one.

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Jedi Frants

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12/03/07 10:17 AM

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Google both. You'll find the idiot IMDB user who doesn't know the damn quote for 'heathing', and you'll find about 800 other sites that correctly call it 'heaving'.

Diesel fucking up movie quotes
Drives me nuts.

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Jedi Kluv

Irony?

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12/03/07 11:44 AM

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People who avoid cursing by saying things like "Gosh darn", "bass ackwards", and "nucking futs"

Um, I'm just curious... You say you hate these people who avoid cursing like this...

...and yet, you use an example in this thread's title.

Irony intended or unintended?

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Jedi Frants

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12/03/07 11:55 AM

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People who don't think me smart enough to intentionally set myself up for later parody
Fuck those people.

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Jedi Kluv

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12/03/07 12:22 PM

the Maestro

Hm. Perhaps I should take away the "Kudos" I gave this topic...

So feisty!

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Jedi Frants

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12/06/07 8:31 PM

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Ads that tell me 'there's never been a better time' to buy their product

This pisses me off for a number of reasons. First, never's a pretty fucking inclusive word. Are you telling me that in the history of your type of product, be it a car or a shirt, taking into account the strength of the dollar, the state of the economy including employment and consumer confidence numbers, even inflation, are you telling me that this is the BEST TIME EVER?

Secondly, didn't you JUST SAY THAT 6 MONTHS AGO DURING YOUR LAST SALE, FUCKER? Yes, yes you did. And because you so predictably use it, I'm smart enough to realize, 'Hey, if they're topping themselves every 6 months, I'm just going to sit back and wait until their product is free!"

Lastly, you don't know my life, fuckers. I could've just got laid off and hit by a bus. I may be laying in the ICU, crippled by that bus and by medical bills. And you're telling me there's never been a better time to BUY A FUCKING MERCEDES BENZ?!?!?!

Fuck you.

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Jedi Kluv

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12/06/07 9:49 PM

the Maestro

Dude, I didn't know you were in the ICU.

Are you at Mt. Sinai?

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Jedi Diesel

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12/08/07 10:23 AM

Astoria Jedi

Thanks Matty for backing me up. I couldn't remember the full quote so I did look it up on IMDB figuring it was correct. It took about 2 seconds. I wasn't at work with nothing to do but search multiple sites for the correct phrase that I didn't even know was incorrect. For all I know her character was just so mad she was just speaking jibberish. So, sorry for contributing to your Fop Forum.
Reactions like this to my posting is what drives me fucking nuts.
Good day sir.
I said good day sir!

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Jedi Duck

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12/08/07 4:37 PM

Now I feel like we were picking on a kid only to find out he had cancer.

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seester

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12/08/07 8:44 PM

His marrow is low.

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Jedirish

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12/29/07 1:23 PM

People at your office, the ones who say farewell on the Friday before New Years by saying, "See you next year!" -- they should die. They drive me nucking futs. If you are one of these people, I'm sorry -- but you need to die.

I heard this dipshit at my office make the same lame joke to about 75 people. "Our next available shift won't be till next year." "Give me a call next year and we'll discuss it.

Don't worry, he's dead now. You're welcome America. One down.

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